Tantalizing Titles

At school, there was this picture shared of all these famous Dr. Suess books renamed to better equip the reader for what the story is actually about. And so it got me thinking... what other booked could be re-titled?

Harry Potter and the Time He is Abducted by a Big Friendly Giant (aka Harry Potter and the BFG)
Harry Potter and the Time Hermione Turns into a Cat
Harry Potter and the Time They Should Have Used the Time-Turner to Kill Voldemort as a Baby
Harry Potter and the Time Cedric Dies
Harry Potter and the Time Sirius Dies
Harry Potter and the Time Dumbledore Dies
Harry Potter and the Time He Dies (aka Harry Potter and the Undeath of Himself Which in Turn Leads to the Death of Voldemort)

For the rest of these renovated titles, click on my new title to view the original story. :)

Our Step-Mom is a Mail Order Bride
The Biography of Michael Jackson
The Insect Who Gorges Himself & Is Rewarded with a Brand-New Body
I Came, I Saw, I Bit
Dracula's Fall from Glory
God, Jesus, the Holy Spirit, All Dogs, and Gary Busey
Goosebumps for Rich People
Oops, We Hired an Actual Pirate
The Guilt-Trip of the Inanimate Object
My Fake Memoir
My Real Memoir
No, I Don't Want a Dictionary I'd Rather Define it from Scratch

**Top photo courtesy of Emily Weis. (The picture was Jk's idea...)**